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A mosquito kid started flying for first time. 

He enjoyed flying here and there for whole day.

When he returned home, his father asked: How did you enjoy your flight"

Kid: Dad, it was amazing. Wherever I went, people started clapping.





Santa went for an interview.

Question: What is Cyclone?

Santa: It is the smallest loan given by a Bank to buy a cycle.



Rajni to Monika: Why are you saving so much money these days?

Monika: It was the last wish of my husband.

Rajni: What did he say?

Monika: When he was drowning in sea, he was shouting: save save !!


A lion was relaxing near a pond in a jungle with his girlfriend.

Suddenly a quick rabbit run from there very swiftly.

Girlfriend could not see him and asked boyfriend: What was that ?

Boyfriend: My fast food !!

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