A Drunk man points
towards sky and asks another drunk: Is it sun or moon?
Second Drunk: I can't say what it
is, because I am
also new in the town.
sharabi akash ki taraf ishara karke bola: Yeh suraj hai ya chand?
Sharabi: Pata nahi bhai, mein bhi is shehar mein naya hun.
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